From the makers of the Three Foot Cigarette, the MultiSmoker, and
the award-winning MegaTar Applicator Rod comes the newest in a fine line of
world famous smoking products. The AutoSmoker 2000 will change lives
and lungs all over the globe. After its original and previously mentioned set of
smoke assistance products, UberSmoke Inc is now on the verge of releasing its first
fully automatic smoking product. Until now, exhausted smokers have had to do all
the smoking themselves. Enter the AutoSmoker 2000. Press a button, and the tar
will be sucked directly into your lungs for you.